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Funny Parent Meme

“It’s Like They Know Us” Parenting Memes


Can’t. Stop. Laughing! Which one is your favorite?

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“My clients love when I bring the baby to meetings.  My severe bun lets them know I mean business.”

“Looking it up online always puts my mind at ease.”

Real love transcends personal space


“My child never responds to the nasal aspirator like a panicked feral animal. Deep down in her baby brain she knows that Mommy is trying to help. I enjoy sucking snot out of her face.”


“My adolescent loves sharing her online life with me. She appreciates that the boundaries I set are for her own good. She would never dream of complaining about what her friends are allowed to do.”


“Do do do, I’m just walking down the street, being gorgeous, with your beverage, and your baby, and your bags.”


“Molly, get away from there! You know we don’t want the baby to have any visual stimuli!”  



“Hey, it’s looking pretty overcast outside. Whaddaya say we put on our wool sweaters and rain boots and play a quick game of soccer in the ocean?”


“With the right leather tufted couch and distressed antique poster of Italy, your boys will happily play, study, and have the same hair cut.”

“I’m just going to post a quick question about my baby’s eating/sleeping/pooping habits. I am sure it won’t escalate from friendly advice into a fiery mega battle of parenting philosophies fueled by deeply held beliefs, anecdotal evidence, and links to articles no one ever clicks on.”


“Hello, old friend. There’s no place in the world I’d rather be.”


“Catching a beautiful sunrise is easy when you’re up every 12 minutes to pee.”

Wear beige. Eat beige. Sit beige.

Be Beige.

“All of this free time with a baby is taking my online gaming to the next level.   HA HA, YOU’RE PWNED N00B!”

“Everything just snapped right back into place after baby. I’m not the slightest bit concerned that we might both pee our pants.” 


“And in this one, you were juuuust crowning.”

“You were right! Ever since we started White Couch Feeding with Emmett, he’s been eating like a champ.”

“We save a lot of time preparing our meals by letting the children help.”

“I love going to the store with multiple children! My toddler always goes right into the cart and never desperately clings to anything within reach like a cat being put into a bathtub only to then chuck all of my groceries across the store like a demented Donkey Kong while my two oldest get into a fist fight because one of them got to put an extra thing on the check-out conveyor belt. Wheeee!”


“Mine sweet babe remains ever docile throughout our portrait sittings. Though they last a fortnight, he doth not protest. He stands readily, as still as stone.”


“Our favorite fall tradition is dressing immaculately and taking photos with goats.”

The days are long,

the years are short,

but the laundry is forever.



“We are so glad we decided to bring the kids along! Otherwise, we would have missed out on the random screaming just before dawn and sudden unexpected injuries.”


“We like to quietly entertain ourselves until our parents wake up naturally and have their first cup of coffee. We are not hitting each other.”


“Hey, buddy. Do you think any good Samaritans will point out that it’s too cold for baby to be without shoes exactly one nanosecond after you’ve Houdini-ed them off and hurled them across the store for the 63rd time. I love getting the extra feedback.”


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