“It’s Like They Know Us” Parenting Memes

 

Can’t. Stop. Laughing! Which one is your favorite?

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“My clients love when I bring the baby to meetings.  My severe bun lets them know I mean business.”

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“Looking it up online always puts my mind at ease.”  

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Real love transcends personal space

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“My child never responds to the nasal aspirator like a panicked feral animal. Deep down in her baby brain she knows that Mommy is trying to help. I enjoy sucking snot out of her face.”

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“My adolescent loves sharing her online life with me. She appreciates that the boundaries I set are for her own good. She would never dream of complaining about what her friends are allowed to do.”

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“Do do do, I’m just walking down the street, being gorgeous, with your beverage, and your baby, and your bags.”

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“Molly, get away from there! You know we don’t want the baby to have any visual stimuli!”  

 

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“Hey, it’s looking pretty overcast outside. Whaddaya say we put on our wool sweaters and rain boots and play a quick game of soccer in the ocean?”

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“With the right leather tufted couch and distressed antique poster of Italy, your boys will happily play, study, and have the same hair cut.”

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“I’m just going to post a quick question about my baby’s eating/sleeping/pooping habits. I am sure it won’t escalate from friendly advice into a fiery mega battle of parenting philosophies fueled by deeply held beliefs, anecdotal evidence, and links to articles no one ever clicks on.”

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“Hello, old friend. There’s no place in the world I’d rather be.”

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“FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MOM PLEASE LOOK AT THE FOOD YOU ARE CUTTING!”

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“Catching a beautiful sunrise is easy when you’re up every 12 minutes to pee.”

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Wear beige. Eat beige. Sit beige.

Be Beige.

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“All of this free time with a baby is taking my online gaming to the next level.   HA HA, YOU’RE PWNED N00B!”

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“Everything just snapped right back into place after baby. I’m not the slightest bit concerned that we might both pee our pants.” 

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“And in this one, you were juuuust crowning.”

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“You were right! Ever since we started White Couch Feeding with Emmett, he’s been eating like a champ.”

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“We save a lot of time preparing our meals by letting the children help.”

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“I love going to the store with multiple children! My toddler always goes right into the cart and never desperately clings to anything within reach like a cat being put into a bathtub only to then chuck all of my groceries across the store like a demented Donkey Kong while my two oldest get into a fist fight because one of them got to put an extra thing on the check-out conveyor belt. Wheeee!”

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“Mine sweet babe remains ever docile throughout our portrait sittings. Though they last a fortnight, he doth not protest. He stands readily, as still as stone.”

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“Our favorite fall tradition is dressing immaculately and taking photos with goats.”

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The days are long,

the years are short,

but the laundry is forever.

 

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“We are so glad we decided to bring the kids along! Otherwise, we would have missed out on the random screaming just before dawn and sudden unexpected injuries.”

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“We like to quietly entertain ourselves until our parents wake up naturally and have their first cup of coffee. We are not hitting each other.”

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“Hey, buddy. Do you think any good Samaritans will point out that it’s too cold for baby to be without shoes exactly one nanosecond after you’ve Houdini-ed them off and hurled them across the store for the 63rd time. I love getting the extra feedback.”

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AHHHHHHHHHHH  ZABENYAAAAAAAAAA!

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